Turning One

(Office party gone wrong)

By default, I wore DNA colour.

Murderers went on a stabbing spree.

Tragedy: A massacre of unsuspecting balloons.

Mob mentality had a field day.

People scrambled for "banana wayphers".

Computer terminals bathed in fizzy Champagne.

Bald pates took a swig too!

Kala Ghoda sulked in the corner.

Frustrated Crazy Frog raped a balloon.

Fingering the balloon, he prematurely ejaculated.

Saris hobnobbed with some more saris.

Smart asses flicked the champagne bottle.

The graveyard cake tasted deathly sweet.

"No party!?" "Paper's not making enough?"

**

Today, I won't get myself harassed.

Too late, I'm in too deep.

Everyday, it's the same ol' story!