AND everything else…

O’ resident Casanova,
count your chicks;
vodka & whisky do not mix.
When bald eagle comes a peepin’,
ensconsced in ur pen,
you’d be robbed of your
infinite kicks.

Jesus Christ,
hold onto your pants tonite;
lest they fall off
& reveal your derrier;
bit cheeky: but more the merrier!

Blue screen death
stares you in the eye,
elephants commit suicide;
zombie, are you as surreal,
on the inside?

Jabberwocky,
just stop & listen
to the silence;
rather than rambling nonsense
and indulging in verbal violence.

Drugee,
your absence has robbed me of anecdotes.
Have they shipped you off to Ibiza?
Suits me, as long as you
don’t hammer me over that pizza!

Why didja take away the instant soup?
“Cost-cutting,” they say, “u dupe.”
We never asked for incentives
on the side;
its not me,
but you who’s got a lot to hide.

Porno man, I don’t know you,
but you’ve become a legend of sorts;
your appetite for smut is revered;
among your cohorts!

Jabberwocky part deux,
did you wake up on
the wrong side of the bed?
Stop telling all to strangers.
Somethings are better left
unsaid.

Clippity-cloppity,
if you raise your nose any further;
you’d walk into the wall.
Could I pinch your attitude,
after your rise & fall?

Ubersexual,
whats up with you?
Ditch that tight white tee,
and lemme have a look at you.
Hmmm… a little less rouge
and a lot more macho
would do!