Juvenile Delinquents: Diva vs Smile-wiley

In her burst of zeal,
marathon diva
triggered her Achilles’ heel.
Next time,
run with a bar of chocolate:
and flaunt your sex appeal
(With a great hair do like that;
Blunt planet was a steal!)
Unless, you want to lag behind
and listen to this spiel!

Smiley-wiley,
don’t look so agog,
just make a note
in your captain’s log,
‘One tight slap’
is the perfect name
for your blog!