This and that...

Illusionists: Anyone who can appear thinner than they actually are.

She never felt hungry…coz she ate her lipstick all the time!

Ideal Husband: One who’d ask his wife, “Would it be
Dark Temptation or Chocolate Fantasy tonite?”

When in doubt, philosophise.

Catharsis: Finding a kindred soul in a stranger.

A poem is like fine wine, it grows on you with time.

Impulsive literature: Writing ‘as is’.

Rating derrières, these asses weren’t themselves a rear species.

Tune-deaf: Being out of sync with music.

Walls of brick and mortar could be razed, but severing ties of blood never came easy.

With my palm as its port, the feather set off on a journey across the world.

**

An unusual day in Bandra

Bandra turned unfair, as traffic snaked its way to Mount Mary.

Stuck on the flyover, commuters gaped at the longest traffic sandwich.

As the bike whizzed past, an imp dodged death and sold the woman a gajra.

An oblivious fatso got a full-on body massage by the Bandra talaab as passers-by gaped in amusement.

Funny: A Dominos delivery guy stopped us at the diversion and asked innocently, “Could you point me to the Dominos outlet please!”

Just as I tipped the waiter generously, he asked us to "kindly" leave the table!

Ice-cream loosened our tongues and we trashed everyone’s fashion sense.

Ricks lined up from here to eternity for gas that would run out soon… What a pity!