World

Keeping in mind,
the imminent bribe;
in this second attempt
to describe,
your quirkness…
I’m on precarious footing.
Do I desist,
from what I can’t resist
or give into your grandma’s cooking?
Guess the promise of exotic orange ice cream
blunts my wit.
Could I have spoonfuls
or just a bit?

**

“Lookin’ so busy,
when there’s nothing to do,
I wonder, what you are up to?”;
goes the boss…
And the voice in your head
wants to send his volley for a toss
with: “Well, as long as I ain’t at the ‘bar’,
(the one that’s not too far),
and doin’ research and graphics;
I’m free to do as I please,
(Maybe have a sandwich,
with lots of cheese!)
and chat about your amorous acrobatics!

**

Sexing up his page
with nude women
& dogs fertility rate;
he makes up,
for what he lacks in age.

(Wait, there goes the business chick,
follow his eyes, quick;
you bet he’s no sage!)

If this has cracked you up,
wait till you see him
in his “I’m gonna slap him”
animated rage.

**
Scoffing at hash lists;
his bizarre ideas
get her pissed!
And if he yanks her chain;
dubbing him insane
she walks off in a huff;
you are god damn right;
she deserves a puff!

**
Women wafting past;
sometimes slow,
sometimes fast;
make his day.
Watch his eyes trail
the gals
or see him make them pals…
he’d do anything to make them stay.
This average married Don Juan,
heats it up,
as he grows grey!